I could come up with about a million things to rant about because frankly, I am only a human being, and I feel very strong emotions in very strong ways and wish I could do very strong things to people that would get me very strong reactions. But I also have a very strong desire not to get my lights knocked out and my face punched into my skull. So I try not to blow up at people in such a way that could make them want to hurt me in ways that hurt very strongly. But this is an invitation, and I would be very happy to oblige.
People who think you are better than other people, please enter the room because this little shpeel was made especially for you. Crazy is currently in control and he just finished locking sanity, logic, and rationalization in the basement.
Oh, and he swallowed the key, too.
So here we go.
(WARNING: People who are not one of the people listed below (a.k.a nice people), this is not targeted at you but rather at mean people and this blog is simply meant for your enjoyment and mutual agreement.)
Dear People who think you are better than other people/yuppies/jerks/you-think-you're-so-cool-that-people-go-blind-from-even-looking-at-you:
As far as I checked, you are a human being.
(No, I'm sorry, I know your mom (and maybe your own conscience) might have told you differently, but you are not God. ) Do you know what that means? It means that sometimes you are very, very, very, very, very stupid. And stupidity is one of the things we human beings are very, very, very, very, very good at. And also it's one of those things that we all have in common. We all do stupid things, EVEN YOU. So next time you laugh at Jimmy because he trips over his own shoelaces, remember that time that YOU tripped over YOUR OWN shoelaces and fell down the stairs, broke your nose, and skipped school for days because your nose looked like a mutant potatoe. (Of course that story does not apply to everyone. It might not apply to ANYONE. But IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU AND YOU KNOW IT!) You call someone stupid? Remember that you're stupid too. And you're stupid for telling someone else that they are stupid because that is STUPID.
Another thing that I previously mentioned before that you should also know, people who think you are better than other people/yuppies/jerks/you-think-you're-so-cool-that-people-go-blind-from-looking-at-you, last time I checked (yeah, I have my SOURCES!) you ARE NOT GOD. Yes. I said IT. YOU. ARE. NOT. A GOD. A GODDNESS. OR GOD OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT.Want proof? When I open up the Bible and turn to the nativity part about a new born baby, the son of God, holy is his name let us worship him, hallelujah Amen, I DO NOT SEE YOUR NAME THERE. I do not see the sentence : "And you shall call him *insert YOUR name*" I see "And you shall call him Jesus."
Are you Jesus? Um, let me see. NO.
So, until you can find a way to become Jesus (which is very unlikely to happen on account of you are a person who thinks you are better than other people/yuppie/jerk/you-think-you're-so-cool-people-go-blind-from-even-looking-at-you.) you can consider yourself a normal human being of whom I will NEVER worship. Also, if you believe you're God, try convincing your mother that she's the virgin Mary too. Good luck.
Also, I really do have a question for you. What originally made you think you were better than everyone else and that only certain people qualify as humans who deserve respect and others don't?
Everybody is human.
Unless they are aliens, but that's besides the point.
You are not the judge of worthy-ness. Everyone is worthy of respect (except for you because you have established yourself as a person who thinks you are better than other people/yuppie/jerk/you-think-you're-so-cool-people-go-blind-from-even-looking-at-you).
So why not treat everybody right? Let Jesus do the judging. (and NO I don't CARE if your mom finally just told you she was the virgin Mary--you are NOT JESUS!)
And to end this rant I would like to leave you, people who think you are better than other people/yuppies/jerks/you-think-you're-so-cool-that-people-go-blind-from-looking-at-you, with the following statement:
Remember: You are stupid.
:)
Rant over.
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