Okay, so it's day number two and there's no word limit! So here we go.
Alright. The world's ending. Pick only five people.
Well, crap.
You see, there's always that moment where you have to decide: "Should I save my family, or should I save my friends?" I know, it's cold and heartless. If I don't save my family, that would make me the most terrible, worthless, villainous, vilest, and treasonous person to ever walk on God's green earth. If I don't save my friends, that would make me the most terrible, worthless, villainous, vilest, and treasonous person to ever walk on God's green earth.Can you see the dilemma that this creates? I'm sure you do. Not only do I have to ponder deciding between family and/or friends, but I also have to decide: Who could save my hide too? Do I want to save the people I love? Or would I love to save the people who would save me? This blog question just keeps getting trickier and trickier. So I would like to debate this. But in all honestly, that would be worthless. I'm just going to be honest here. Who would I save? I'd have to save my family. Notice I said have to. Really, there is no other option. How could I abandon my family? Who the heck abandons their family during the apocalypse? EVIL PEOPLE--THAT'S WHO! And I am NOT EVIL. So I'd save my family: Mom, Dad, Faith, Lydia and Vanessa. Thankfully, there are only five of them. Who knows what I would have to do if there were SIX of them?! Somebody would have to be voted off the island, and then I would become the terrible, worthless, villainous, vilest, and treasonous person again, which would be bad. But no worries here. I can save them all. Plus, they are good for many things. Can't get rid of my dad. He cooks stuff, which would be very valuable when it came to finding food. Can't get rid of my mom. She organizes stuff--which would come in handy when staging raids and/or vicious mobs. Can't get rid of Faith. She's my best friend, and you can't just leave your best friend to die, so that's a given. Can't get rid of Lydia. She's really strong and would be perfect for applying brute force to our enemies. Can't get rid of Vanessa because......well, because she's cute and you can't really expect an 8 year old to survive the apocalypse and defeat legions of the undead on her own, so she'd have to do it with us. Not that we could do it on OUR own either. Would we even survive the apocalypse? Probably not. We'd probably need the assistance of Chuck Norris for that. Most likely we'd hole up underground in the sewers or something and watch Netflyx on our I-pads and/or computers if wifi was still available during said apocalypse until the zombies smelled us out and patiently waited to eat us till our next episode was over. Then we'd probably go down kicking and screaming (most likely because the zombies had so rudely decided to attack and eat us during our shows) and fight tooth and nail. Unless we could find some sort of explosive device that could destroy then without blowing us straight out of the sewers, we'd probably smash as many heads as possible until they somehow could eat us. But I'd still save them, regardless.
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